{"id":570,"date":"2007-11-09T11:19:18","date_gmt":"2007-11-09T19:19:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bbrace.laughingsquid.net\/wordpress\/index.php\/archives\/2007\/11\/09\/o-superman\/"},"modified":"2007-11-09T11:19:18","modified_gmt":"2007-11-09T19:19:18","slug":"o-superman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bbrace.net\/wordpress\/?p=570","title":{"rendered":"Seven Eleven"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>O Superman. O judge. O Mom and Dad. Mom and Dad.<br \/>\nO Superman. O judge. O Mom and Dad. Mom and Dad.<br \/>\nHi. I&#8217;m not home right now. But if you want to leave a<br \/>\nmessage, just start talking at the sound of the tone.<br \/>\nHello? This is your Mother. Are you there? Are you<br \/>\ncoming home?<br \/>\nHello? Is anybody home? Well, you don&#8217;t know me,<br \/>\nbut I know you.<br \/>\nAnd I&#8217;ve got a message to give to you.<br \/>\nHere come the planes.<br \/>\nSo you better get ready. Ready to go. You can come<br \/>\nas you are, but pay as you go. Pay as you go.<\/p>\n<p>And I said: OK. Who is this really? And the voice said:<br \/>\nThis is the hand, the hand that takes. This is the<br \/>\nhand, the hand that takes.<br \/>\nThis is the hand, the hand that takes.<br \/>\nHere come the planes.<br \/>\nThey&#8217;re American planes. Made in America.<br \/>\nSmoking or non-smoking?<br \/>\nAnd the voice said: Neither snow nor rain nor gloom<br \/>\nof night shall stay these couriers from the swift<br \/>\ncompletion of their appointed rounds.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Cause when love is gone, there&#8217;s always justice.<br \/>\nAnd when justive is gone, there&#8217;s always force.<br \/>\nAnd when force is gone, there&#8217;s always Mom. Hi Mom!<\/p>\n<p>So hold me, Mom, in your long arms. So hold me,<br \/>\nMom, in your long arms.<br \/>\nIn your automatic arms. Your electronic arms.<br \/>\nIn your arms.<br \/>\nSo hold me, Mom, in your long arms.<br \/>\nYour petrochemical arms. Your military arms.<br \/>\nIn your electronic arms.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O Superman. O judge. O Mom and Dad. Mom and Dad. O Superman. O judge. O Mom and Dad. Mom and Dad. Hi. I&#8217;m not home right now. But if you want to leave a message, just start talking at the sound of the tone. Hello? This is your Mother. Are you there? Are you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","spay_email":""},"categories":[10,11,12,23,42],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bbrace.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/570"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bbrace.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bbrace.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bbrace.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bbrace.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=570"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bbrace.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/570\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bbrace.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=570"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bbrace.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=570"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bbrace.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=570"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}